Max Verstappen parks his Lamborghini in Sergio Perez’s reserved space and refuses to apologise.

Does anyone still watch free-to-air television, and if so, why?

Daryl Somers bans us from interviews after we repeatedly and incessantly insist that Jason Donovan was robbed of the 1989 Gold Logie.

Red Bull Racing-Random Breath Test wins the constructors championship and the 5:30pm Sunday time slot on Channel 9.

Rob is accosted for his taste in keyboards while Michael contemplates legal action against an old friend of the show.

We give credit to the unsung heroes of Formula 1 that made this championship possible: podium suit man and the TV graphics operators.

Red Bull’s paying money. The team’s happy. It’s got no money. Verstappen’s got the cost cap off. How good is this!

On this episode of Keel of Fortune we discuss why we never remember the heroes of boating.

Alpine cracks the shits and Sebastian Vettel issues a rare public service announcement.

If the Italian national anthem is played but no-one can hear it, did the Italian Grand Prix really happen?

NO COLLUSION. CROOKED WITCH HUNT. MAKE DANIEL RICCIARDO GREAT AGAIN.

With the F1 world championship all but over, we debate who will win the equally prestigious F1 gluten championship. Mercedes enters the Del Boca Vista stage of its decline.

Now is the time for the king to take his rightful place, throne, in the hall of fame — sit on his king of throne.

Michael and Rob have their Australian citizenships revoked after completing their 2022 midseason driver ratings.

Nick McKenzie reveals the details of an exclusive investigation into the shady backroom deals that have carved up the McLaren frontbench according to factional interests.

Fernando Alonso opens his superannuation account. We talk about the Hungarian Grand Prix for about four minutes and forget to mention Porsche.

Michael and Rob wrap up the season-ending French Grand Prix that delivered Max Verstappen his second world championship.

Michael and Rob wrap up the season-ending French Grand Prix that delivered Max Verstappen his second world championship.