The Mercedes car finally hits puberty, while Max Verstappen wins the championship for the third race in a row.

Michael and Rob are reunited to consider whether the Leclerc cruse or Kennett curse is more significant.

Rob is joined by a previously cancelled special guest replacing Michael’s dodgy Italian wi-fi to discuss cardboard cutouts of contemporary F1 drivers.

Rocket Rossi gives Otmar Szafnauer a spray because he wasn’t working hard enough along the wing.

Now is the time for the king to take his rightful place, throne, in the hall of fame — sit on his king of throne.

We refer several F1 broadcasters to Media Watch and steal several new segments from other programs.

Michael and Rob manage to fill 30 minutes of discussion without interviewing a chatbot and have not been sacked.

No self-respecting Formula 1 fan has ever watched or would ever watch a race, so we talk about holograms of the British royal family and 3AW sound effects instead.

Michael and Rob dissect the crooked rigged witch hunt covfefe (no collusion) that is the 2008 Brazilian Grand Prix.

We discover an alarming piece of news from the Australian Grand Prix that you might have missed in a brand-new segment.

We provide a how-to guide to change the initials DR to OP ahead of this weekend’s Australian Grand Prix. (Too soon?)

Michael and Rob dissect the best conspiracy theories about the TV presenters in Formula 1.

Mercedes members put their memberships in the microwave, and Rob gives his guide to redacting legal documents.

Back for 2023. In about 24 hours. Yes, we forgot.