The 2020 French Grand Prix gets stuck in traffic, F1 buys into Helmut Marko’s coronacamp at the Red Bull Ring and Michael and Rob are too old for TikTok.

Is Austria the New Zealand of Germany? Is Australia the Malaysia of F1? Who is Samuel Newman? These are men, they are orange and something has happened to my brain and I have to go.

We catch up with Mat Walker and Rhys Gardiner from the Race for Relief to debrief Rob’s highly noteworthy iRacing debut, plus we cross live to our cryptocurrency correspondent and old podcast rival.

The gossip edition of Box of Neutrals asks these burning F1 questions: Is Rob still in the toilet? Who’s pregnant now? And where have you camped unusual?

The F1 teams are putting their engineering nous to good use, so we ask: where have you baked carbon fibre unusual? And we get around Race for Relief to support Australia’s bushfire-ravaged regions.