Nico Rosberg took pole position in a revitalised qualifying session at the Chinese Grand Prix after power unit problems in Lewis Hamilton’s car sent him to the back of the grid.
Jacques Villeneuve unironically tells F1 drivers to shut up, Peter McGinley is warned about tattoo parlours, and because Box of Neutrals is 100 per cent live (ahem), our preview of the Chinese Grand Prix is very, very complete.
Time zones strike again and we fail to mention that qualifying has changed (again), Peter McGinley drops a three-week old joke, and we make good on a promise for the first time in years, and it happens to be hamburger-related.
Nico Rosberg won his second consecutive race of the season after polesitter Lewis Hamilton fumbled off the line in Bahrain.