F1 is almost back but all anyone wants to talk about is the world’s best Dennis and whether the Jim’s franchise should own a Formula One team.
Charles Leclerc’s acting career stalls, F1’s cancel culture axes three more races and no-one can name any animals from Canada.
We consider which Australians are best placed to buy Williams according to our patented F1 Weird Unit Index and advocate for sanctioned doping to make sport more exciting in 2020.
We lament the loss of another questionable F1 title sponsor. Reverse-grid races are suddenly popular. Lawrence Stroll will buy every team (except Williams).
Daniel Abt and Daniel Abt speculate wildly on Sebastian Vettel’s future, the state of Renault’s finances and whether AFL-style tanking will come to F1.