Featuring Rodney Gordon from Superlicence F1 Podcast. Toto Wolff steals Lewis Hamilton’s vegetables. We help you cheat at Formula McGinley. Rodney makes some low blows unrelated to Manscaped.

Albert Park gets rid of some corners. We get rid of some drivers at the end of the season. Manscaped gets rid of some merchandise for 20 per cent off with the codeword BOXOFNEUTRALS.

Lewis Hamilton stays on the track just long enough to win a ripping race in Bahrain. No-one cares about Aston Martin. We forget the names of the Sydney Olympics mascots.

Laurence Edmonson joins us to ask the burning question of the season: when and where is William Storey returning to F1? We also talk about the championship for a bit.

You might think that this isn’t cricket, and it’s not. It’s motor racing. We stop the startwatch in tribute to the life of Murray Walker, in whose 97 years anything could have happened, and it usually did – unless we’re very much mistaken.

We make a rare promise fulfilment in this special preseason podcast. A long and often incoherent debate featuring too many references to Peter V’Landys, we’re joined by one-time Champ Car enthusiast John ‘Sometimes Drunk Bogan Friend’ Takemura representing the common man.

Keep an eye on our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram channels for your chance to vote on the bills passed in this rambling parliamentary session.

Michael and Rob meet up with Rod Gordon and Zach Priest from Superlicense F1 Podcast for some salt and vinegar chips and our annual awards as well as some predictions that are almost immediately proved wrong.

We talk about Abu Dhabi so you don’t have to watch it. F1 has an existential crisis. Fernando Alonso steals the show despite not being an F1 driver for several more weeks.

George Russell takes a phone call in the toilet. Valtteri Bottas’s reputation is in the toilet. This week’s audio quality belongs in the toilet.

Alex Albon aims to win the 2020 championship, Lewis Hamilton finally loses something and Rob soft launches his experimental podcast Fatso Drive-through.

Lewis Hamilton wins his seventh world championship, thus proving science is overrated. We reveal some bad and probably incorrect statistics. Turkish car wash operators cash in.

F1 returns to Intercity Istanbul Park Total Landscaping. Lance Stroll needs a hug. The US election becomes the second most important thing to see some court action.

Lewis Hamilton will definitely leave Mercedes, Daniil Kvyat is delisted from the stock exchange and Valtteri Bottas becomes Ferrari’s fastest driver of the season.

Lewis Hamilton wins his 92nd grand prix, Alex Albon gets stuck in a chimney and Lance Stroll gets the sheds (sic).

Hamilton could wrap up the title in Portugal if we cancel a few races and pack it up early. We surprisingly forget to mention Bert on the Bathurst podium.

Lewis Hamilton equal’s Michael Schumacher’s wins record, Lance Stroll gets the shits and Sizzler closes down (show some respect).

Honda leaves F1, we momentarily feel bad for Lance Stroll and for the first time ever someone corrects us incorrectly.